Archive for Tuesday 25/10/2016

De vorbă cu Dorel…a

Tuesday 25/10/2016

Azi dimineață, în curtea școlii. Frig, liniște, oareșce chin creator. Văd un stâlp de iluminat. Din unghiul îl care îl priveam părea o oportunitate foto interesantă. Scot telefonul și caut o încadrare cât de cât interesantă. Cu vederea periferică sesizez pe cineva apropiindu-se de mine. Termin de făcut poza. În fața mea o duduie.

– Bună ziua. Cine sunteți și ce faceți aici?
– Sunt un tătic care face o poză, răspund mirat.
– Nu aveți voie. Trebuie să cereți permisiunea conducerii.
– Serios? Există o lege în acest sens?
– Da.
– Care lege?
– E în regulamentul de ordine interioară.
– Păi aia nu e lege.
– Dar nu aveți voie să faceți poze.
– Doamnă, am fotografiat un stâlp. Nu școala, nu copii. Care e problema dumneavoastră?
– Păi nu aveți voie să fotografiați.
– Și ce facem acum? Nu vi se pare că sunteți ușor agresivă?
– De ce?
– Păi veniți la mine și mă întrebați cine sunt și ce fac. Aveți dreptul să mă legitimați?
– Da (două secunde de liniște șocată din partea mea).
– Îmi arătați și mie o legitimație? Dumneavoastră cine sunteți?
– Administratorul școlii.
– Deci nu aveți dreptul să mă legitimați.
– Ba da.
– Ba nu. Doar poliția și jandarmeria au dreptul. Nici măcar ăștia de la firma de pază nu au dreptul să mă legitimeze. Vreți să chemați poliția?
– Nu domne, dar n-aveți voie să faceți fotografii în curtea școlii.
O altă mămică din curtea școlii.
– Dar de ce doamnă? De ce nu se pot face fotografii în curtea școlii?
– Pentru că nu e voie.
– Vă dați doamnă seama câți infractori au fost în prima zi de școală?
– Acuma mă luați la mișto?
– Păi noi am început?
– Și ce facem acum? intervin din nou în discuție. Chemați poliția?
– Nu.
– Spargem telefonul?
– Nu.
– Și atunci nu vrem să ne vedem fiecare de treabă? Discutăm de cinci minute pe un subiect aiurea.
– Da’ de ce sunteți domne așa de iritat?
– Doamnă, nu vreți să încheiem discuția? Vă reținem aici degeaba. Poate aveți treabă. E frig afară. E păcat…
M-am întors pe călcâie și am plecat cu Laura. În lipsa mea, doamna continuă să se certe cu cealaltă mămică. Amuzată, mămica strigă după mine:
– Ce faci măi, o pornești tu și mi-o lași pe cap?
– Păi hai și tu cu mine, răspund râzând.

Stau și mă întreb, filozofic vorbind, dară nu cumva este soția lui Dorel de la Auchan Drumul Taberei.

Și ca să avem și un epilog al poveștii, asta este poza. Sper să o apreciați, mi-am riscat libertatea făcând-o.

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10 things I would tell my past self 10 years ago

Monday 10/10/2016

Yes, I know this ”10 things to make your life better” is classic click bait. And, admittedly, this is a Belgian beer powered post. How ironic it’s made on the 10.10.2016 :))

1. Listen to dissenting opinions

Especially in the era of FaceBook, you’ve learned to shut out all the opinions you disagree with. Block, unfriend, unfollow, You have gained the ability to create this perfect bubble around you where no different opinion exists. And this will lull you into a false impression that the universe always agrees with you, that you’re always right and that every different opinion is wrong by default. Don’t forget about nuance. Never forget about nuance. Learn to listen, especially if you disagree . It’s the only way to grow.

2. Everything is on a spectrum

It’s easy to judge things as black and white, right or wrong, good or evil, positive or negative. But things rarely are in real life. Everything is somewhere on a spectrum. From nothing to infinity. And rarely are they on the extremes. Be especially weary when they seem to be and check your assumptions. Don’t force them to be on the extremes either. Admit to yourself that everything is relative and positioned somewhere in between.

3. Take care of your bones and joints

Amazing, right? You’re not unbreakable. Every stupid thing you do today, like carrying heavy things or straining your body for needles sporting venture, will take it’s toll. Someday you’ll pay. And it will hurt. A lot. Instead of enjoying your loved ones you’ll have to be careful and refrain from picking up things or lifting that couch that needs to be moved. If only someone had warned you. If only you believed them, that is.

4. Talk to your parents about their health

I know, it’s their duty to take care of you and it’s your duty to take care of your life and your children when the time comes. But listen to their ails. You are their child and genetics dictates that you have every chance to someday follow in their footsteps. If you are forewarned you can take care of your joints, your skin, your stomach, your liver, your heart or your mind. Knowledge is power. The power to prevent and avoid.

5. Mental strength is not limitless

When you are young, your power of endurance seems endless. But it really isn’t. Even the tallest of mountains will crumble under the right amount of pressure. Don’t let it pile on. If your job is hurting you, change it. It’s never the only option. If your friends are wearing you down, distance yourself. If your relationship is killing you, leave. Your peace of mind is irreplaceable.

6. Selfishness is not always wrong

Most instincts built into you are the product of millions of years of evolution. They are rules of thumb of what used to work best in the past. Selfishness is such a thing. Sometimes the world… is not out to get you. But it’s totally indiferent to your needs. It’s up to you to fight for what really matters to you. No one else will. It’s ok to be selfish in love, in taking care of your loved ones before caring about others. No one instinct is good or bad as long as you put it into perspective.

7. Layers

Like spectrums, life is full of layers. Everyone has a bubble. At the outskirts lay the trivial things and as you approach, you reach the important things and values. Learn what yours are. Arrange them accordingly. Protect your inner most layers, don’t expose them indiscriminately by trusting blindly. Be respectful of other’s. Don’t tread into other people’s inner layers lightly and don’t let other people tread into yours. If somebody chooses to show them to you, you are responsible to be gentle and kind.

8. Look in the mirror

No, dumb ass, it’s not about beauty or vanity. It’s about being able to look yourself in the eyes for five minutes at a time. It’s a very good indicator at how you feel about yourself deep down, even if you’re not able to admit it to yourself or you’re not even aware of it.

9. Compromise carefully

Nothing in life is free of compromise. But don’t overdo it. Not everyone will understand you did or appreciate your effort. Every compromise take it’s toll and some of them will come back to haunt you. You’ll blame yourself with the benefit of hindsight, even if you had no idea back then. Consider your position and consider the consequences, for the next week, month, year, decade or lifetime. You will have to live with yourself.

10. Belgian beer

This one is a doozy. Most people think beer is beer. But beer doesn’t care what you think it should be. The Belgians have turned beer into a work of art, with myriad flavors, strengths and colors. In a way, they’ve turned beer into a sort of wine. Every bottle is surprising in it’s own way. The point is that you, like Belgian beer, don’t need to fit in. You’re free to discover your own blend. You’re even free to reinvent yourself and change your flavors as much as you want. You define yourself and any outside advise is to be listened to at your own discretion.

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